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I gotta admit, I was caught off guard. I was expecting a thousand here and htere and maybe some nice jersey residuals, but holy shit this went from zero...

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Went back and watched the end of the game. God bless Milan Lucic. Literally no action for thirty seconds and suddenly he's like "fuck it"...

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Calgary was still in "We have to shoot 50 times to beat Oettinger" mode.

Also, they had to shave off the last few seconds of the...

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STARS.

DEAD.

8 Teams Remain.

But the Legend of the Otter has begun.

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More deathpuck!

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DEAD.

9 Teams Remain

The Pittsburgh Penguins blew a 3-1 lead......

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Deathpuck time in MSG....

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I would stand every pitcher up in front of the room and make each batter in lineup order go up and personally apologize to them....

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DEAD

10 Teams Remain...

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DEAD

11 Teams Remain

Just like clockwork......

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Dead.

12 Teams Remain....

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Five game 7s.

Inject this!...

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DEAD. 13 teams remain

I said back in Game 4, bookmark that missed open netter....

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One of the craziest goals I've ever seen.

Caps staying alive by the slimmest of whiskers....

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DEAD

Fourteen Teams Remain

And boy did they go out like a bitch....

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NOt just that, but watch the empty netter by Calgary. You got Stars at center ice just coasting on skates like the plays over. And then they're like...

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Hometown hero babyface MJF was some of the most surreal shit ever.

Also, the "Legendary Jewish Wrestler" Barry Horowitz cameo was...

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Rangers get away with hurting Crosby and stay alive.

And the Stars with one of the lowest-effort periods ever....

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Sounds like a lot of that can be put on Molly Holly. Easily one of the most undervalued women in wrestling history....

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Certainly a jarring departure from the gutsy dramatic runs they had a few years back....