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[riker7]

They won't....

[riker7]

I picture record low turnouts if there is a rematch. Who wants either of them?...

[riker7]

Trump may yet win the trade war but his legislative effectiveness is over....

[riker7]

Unless Hillary runs again this probably wraps up Trump's 2020 chances. Trying to blame Democrats for something he had two years to accomplish, along...

[riker7]

I wandered around and handed out condoms....

[riker7]

There is no more self-serving artifice than a charitable foundation....

[riker7]

If he gets bored Tuscaloosa is only 80 miles away which translates to 45 minutes in those booster-provided Dodge Challengers....

[riker7]

I wonder if he actually visited Starkville before making the decision....

[riker7]

Hallmark execs don’t care because they are busy planning the next Christmas movie....

[riker7]

I just submitted Horns' application to Hamas....

[riker7]

That is someone's daughter....

[riker7]

I'm tweeting Trump right now....

[riker7]

It would certainly be a novel experience....

[riker7]

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[riker7]

Nope....

[riker7]

I'm waiting for the catch....

[riker7]

A 22-year-old trash talking a bunch of 15 year olds at a trampoline park. #winning...

[riker7]

BRB. Gotta take a dump....

[riker7]

No. I made that part up....

[riker7]

You should go back home after a failed (insert generic failure here) for a new start....