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Prop Joe Diffie up beside the jukebox.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/29/us/jo...rnd/index.html

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Totally random but I saw Captain Lou Albano on Miami Vice and was showing my wife a clip from Hulk Hogan's 1980's cartoon. As it turns out, Brad Garrett...

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I only touch uninfected vaginas....

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I was practicing social distancing before social distancing was cool....

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Let me just see if I can locate the guy with the $1k Betamax camera....

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The example of this that really sticks in my mind is seeing Donald Sutherland's ass after he has spent the night with Karen Allen in Animal House....

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I watched Homestead. It turns out NASCAR drivers are worse at video games than they are at actual racing. There was a caution every 3 or 4 laps. Jimmie...

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When I played in junior high we played against a team notorious for running the floor. We held the ball and lost 30-20. The other team was ready for...

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A ventilator could be included in the gift basket, along with facemasks, toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and a check for $1200....

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I would feel better if he had asked Derek Jeter....

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Is this ventilator thing for real or are we going to have warehouses full of unused ventilators like we had fields full of FEMA trailers after Katrin...

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I read the local paper on Sundays and there is still a sports section. It's mostly local and state sports....

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Sung to the Nationwide theme: "Chicken parm poop in my pants"....

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I was just wondering what my NBA Playoffs Finals 2019 Playlist should be....

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That first picture shows baseball on the front page. What more do you want?

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We may see a wave of grad transfers with 3 years of eligibility in 2021....

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Why are you carrying around other people's dicks?...

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I miss the days when young pop artists looked like Brittney Spears and Christina Aguilera....

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You can't go for a walk or run?...

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Fight the power!...