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[Gyle]

I can't believe I turned on this Titans/Jaguars game. I say that as someone who willingly watched Panthers/Bucs last week....

[Gyle]

I agree. I suppose it's not really "consequences" when said outrage mob of losers is having to shove it in SNL's faces and scream about it instead...

[Gyle]

Other countries have inferior potassium....

[Gyle]

When did "consequences" get renamed "Cancel Culture"?

[Gyle]

I rely on the steel drums of the Girls Gone Wild commercial to wake me back up...

[Gyle]

"You're the only guy who watches porn and cums when the guy delivers the pizza" – Greg Giraldo to Ralphie May ...

[Gyle]

This dude seriously cracks me the fuck up. I didn't watch any of that Real World/Road Rules Challenge or whatever, so I've only known of this guy for...

[Gyle]

Had a package of chicken thighs in the fridge that I wanted to hurry up and cook, so hit them with a little lime juice and a coating of ground cumin,...

[Gyle]

OK, this guy is fucking funny

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[Gyle]

I feel like I need to look up Theo Von now that I've watched his episode of Hot Ones. One of the best I've seen.

[Gyle]

How do you go short of the sticks there? Fuck

[Gyle]

The ACC is so ass that Sir Mix-a-Lot wants to use it as a prop in a music video....

[Gyle]

The Panthers just lost to a Jameis Winston-quarterbacked team that called two consecutive timeouts on a 4th and 2 inside in the 5-yard line.
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[Gyle]

To the short side of the field, at that

[Gyle]

Jesus Unicycling Christ.

[Gyle]

This is a classic "Cam bulldozer" situation here on 4th and 2. But he's barely run the ball at all through nearly two full games. So we'll see...

[Gyle]

Fuck off, refs. Not that there was much flow to this shitbomb of a game anyway, but they've completely taken it away with all these stupid ass conferences...

[Gyle]

Challenging, looking for PI. Riverboat Ron is at it again

[Gyle]

Hey, Cam hit a wide-open receiver. Maybe there's hope after all

[Gyle]

This is really sad