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[Nash]

If only they had some good ideas about addressing their housing crisis.

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So she would have a hard time handling cock?...

[Nash]

I was actually going to bring that up.

If only there was a group out there to represent the workers against those evil...

[Nash]

Remember when our parents told us not to put up compromising pictures on Facebook because it might cost us a job?

Good times.

[Nash]

Even more jobs! Also less healthcare and social security burden in the future.

America first!...

[Nash]

How depraved do you have to be to marry Donald Trump?

[Nash]

Sweet. Looks like there might be some job openings for me.


*Updates resume*
Qualifications:
-not a political nutjob

[Nash]

But she shares muh val-yews and she's hot and carries a gun TO OWN THE LIBS WITH!!!...

[Nash]

So would my cock....

[Nash]

His wife, while he sits in the corner and touches himself?...

[Nash]

I'm not going to pretend she's not a 1, but I definitely like my women like I like my chicken.

Girl got no hips or thighs. She looks like...

[Nash]

Hamberders.

[Nash]

She found the Kenny G spot....

[Nash]

I bet she can take a load in her mouth, have it come out of her nostrils, and keep going without taking a breath.

[Nash]

Cuck Dynasty is a fucking triggered snowflake bitch....

[Nash]

It's just that everyone I've seen driving one looks like someone who enjoys getting their anus stretched out....

[Nash]

Maybe we can just dump him across the border....

[Nash]

Solid bump.

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