CoronaVirus - non political thread

[FuqMizzou]

So now there's a gang war in Thailand between starving monkeys used to tourists feeding them.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.liv...ronavirus.html

What's more amazing is that it is 2020 and we finally have breaking news about monkeys in Thailand.

[daCat]

The spirit of Travis lives on.

[TTURedRaider]

Well, wedding is now postponed.

We shifted from Italy to Cartagena to Belize for honeymoon options even after postponing wedding. Just canceled Belize today and we will sit this one out. Fortunately, the golf course is still open so I will be spending most of the time there.

Congrats! Sorry about the honeymoon thing.

[TTURedRaider]

I think I've figured it out.
30 CURSE TABLETS ADDRESSED TO GODS OF THE UNDERWORLD DISCOVERED DOWN WELL IN ANCIENT GREEK CEMETERY

https://www.newsweek.com/curse-table...metary-1485886

What if we just put them back?

[Foster4Prez]

Well, wedding is now postponed.

We shifted from Italy to Cartagena to Belize for honeymoon options even after postponing wedding. Just canceled Belize today and we will sit this one out. Fortunately, the golf course is still open so I will be spending most of the time there.

It’s a sign from God...

[riker7]

It’s a sign from God...

Nothing is stopping him from getting married.

[FuqMizzou]

I think I've figured it out.
30 CURSE TABLETS ADDRESSED TO GODS OF THE UNDERWORLD DISCOVERED DOWN WELL IN ANCIENT GREEK CEMETERY

https://www.newsweek.com/curse-table...metary-1485886

What if we just put them back?

Did they not watch "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?

[GehenHerzog]

It’s a sign from God...

I make money in this deal. We need to get married

[CheaterMichael]

The new radio commercials reacting to this situation are great. I heard one earlier that went......”in these trying times we are here for you. If you need a Buick, we’re fully staffed and ready to work for you.”

The emails are great to. “We here at Pizza Hut are aware of the covid19 virus and it’s impact on this country.”

[CheaterMichael]

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaelir...78849714819073

[samnite]

You guys should prepare for a possible national quarantine as at this point that is the only thing proven to work while we wait for testing kits/results and basic supplies for hospitals (personal protective equipment like masks/gowns/gloves/eye protection). Once you get swabbed it takes 5 days on average to get results back and the results can be falsely negative depending on when you swabbed (cases where the virus hasn't replicated long enough to be detected). Nobody has any clue how widespread it is in the community and a quarantine would decrease the spread at least until better data come out.

Remember that all the numbers you see in the media regarding number of cases would tell you how things looked about 5 days prior due to the lag between actually swabbing someone and getting results back (not to mention the lack of ability to test until recently).

[ivegostdacityblues]

That reached a HUGE audience of "This is just the flu, let's go to South Beach" types, which is further proof PFT and Big Cat are too good to be associated with Barstool.

I listen to PMT pretty religiously on my commute. It's fantastic. It lead me into giving Barstool a shot. The rest of it is dipshit, meathead hot garbage.

[GehenHerzog]

You guys should prepare for a possible national quarantine as at this point that is the only thing proven to work while we wait for testing kits/results and basic supplies for hospitals (personal protective equipment like masks/gowns/gloves/eye protection). Once you get swabbed it takes 5 days on average to get results back and the results can be falsely negative depending on when you swabbed (cases where the virus hasn't replicated long enough to be detected). Nobody has any clue how widespread it is in the community and a quarantine would decrease the spread at least until better data come out.

Remember that all the numbers you see in the media regarding number of cases would tell you how things looked about 5 days prior due to the lag between actually swabbing someone and getting results back (not to mention the lack of ability to test until recently).

I'm hearing Charlotte will be on lockdown come Monday. I have all the essentials ready. A future wife that can cook, bourbon, vodka and beer. Some frozen Lasagna dishes from our local italian.

This perfect weather has been glorious to go walk 18 though

[ivegostdacityblues]

Tired Hands, which is probably the best brewery in the area, is doing free deliveries. This is good.

[Hamp]

I make money in this deal. We need to get married

Lol oh you naive thing