Florida Thread

[riker7]

Florida Man strikes again:

Florida man steals ambulance from Alabama Taco Bell, police say - al.com

[BChris]

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...fridge-report/

[daCat]

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/fl...a-beach-police

Dumb bitch should have used Dr Pepper.

[riker7]

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/fl...a-beach-police

She got tired of screwing the old guy in exchange for meth.

[ivegostdacityblues]

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/fl...a-beach-police

[BChris]

Florida people

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/fl...r-dog-fell-in/

[sctrojan]

Central Florida is a hot spot for leprosy, report says

W,JW

[sctrojan]

https://www.al.com/news/2023/07/mana...-aquarium.html

Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon caused by a sexual encounter with,” his male brother,

[riker7]

https://www.al.com/news/2023/07/mana...-aquarium.html

That may be the most "Florida" headline ever.

[CheaterMichael]

https://www.al.com/news/2023/07/mana...-aquarium.html

[BChris]

When Truman mentioned the atomic bomb to Stalin at Potsdam, Stalin already knew about. Teenagers with clearance are publishing or selling secrets on the Internet. We just had an AWOL soldier wander into North Korea. This clown is claiming that aliens are the one thing the Feds have figured out how to keep a lid on. He will write a couple of books and show up as a guest on the History channel until his 15 minutes are up. It's just a shame Congress is wasting time on this crap.

It's not like they are going to do anything productive anyway.

[riker7]

I'm with you on that. I wanna see one of these motherfuckers. No way this country is that good at hiding shit for 100 years.

When Truman mentioned the atomic bomb to Stalin at Potsdam, Stalin already knew about. Teenagers with clearance are publishing or selling secrets on the Internet. We just had an AWOL soldier wander into North Korea. This clown is claiming that aliens are the one thing the Feds have figured out how to keep a lid on. He will write a couple of books and show up as a guest on the History channel until his 15 minutes are up. It's just a shame Congress is wasting time on this crap.

[BChris]

I feel like this belongs in the Florida thread:

UFO Whistleblower Claims Massive Coverup, Retribution In Sworn Testimony (thedrive.com)

I don't doubt fast moving aircraft encounter phenomena the crews can't explain, but I'm not buying aliens until someone trots one out.

I'm with you on that. I wanna see one of these motherfuckers. No way this country is that good at hiding shit for 100 years.

[riker7]

I feel like this belongs in the Florida thread:

UFO Whistleblower Claims Massive Coverup, Retribution In Sworn Testimony (thedrive.com)

I don't doubt fast moving aircraft encounter phenomena the crews can't explain, but I'm not buying aliens until someone trots one out.

[BChris]

It's Florida, I'm going to say yes.


Are ‘Cocaine Sharks’ Really Scarfing Down Drugs off Florida’s Coasts?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...oridas-coasts/