Florida Thread

[riker7]

Yeah, that's different. You were with a family member driving in the middle of nowhere. What the fuck was this kids mom thinking??

"How much meth do I get for letting this guy have his way with my daughter?"

[BChris]

"How much meth do I get for letting this guy have his way with my daughter?"

Sad, we know that shit happens.

[BChris]

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...nd-police-say/

[riker7]

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...nd-police-say/

Sounds to me like the airport needs to hire some security. I have been to New Smyrna Beach. It isn't far from Daytona.

[BChris]

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...-deputies-say/

[theBHMAguy]

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...-deputies-say/

At first I read that as "Trump drove him to get a drink"...and I thought "nah, Trump's racist"

[BChris]

At first I read that as "Trump drove him to get a drink"...and I thought "nah, Trump's racist"

He probably doesn't even know how to drive, lol

[BChris]

https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida...ange-juice-car

[sctrojan]

https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida...ange-juice-car

file this under one reason not to own a gun - because you can lose your temper and do a stupid thing.

[BChris]

file this under one reason not to own a gun - because you can lose your temper and do a stupid thing.

It was time, your fail count for the day has been low.

[sctrojan]

It was time, your fail count for the day has been low.

so lets say he had a dildo in his pocket instead of a gun - the worst that could happen was he would have pleasured his mom.

[BChris]

so lets say he had a dildo in his pocket instead of a gun - the worst that could happen was he would have pleasured his mom.

He was in the kitchen, let's say he grabs a knife and kills her. You keep the dildo.

[CheaterMichael]

https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida...ange-juice-car

When doing a murder/suicide you’ve got to do a little planning.

[daCat]

When doing a murder/suicide you’ve got to do a little planning.

It's hard to think straight without your morning orange juice.

[FuqMizzou]

THis happened in Kansas City, Kansas but it fits here



KCK police say man found with meth shot himself after crashing motorcycle and gets hit by car

The Kansas City Kansas Police Department said a man suffered critical injures after a tragic crash on his motorcycle Thursday in the area of 12th Street and Kansas Avenue.

KCK police said on Twitter Friday morning they were called to the scene after reports of an injury crash in the area.

After investigating, police said they found a man had been racing his motorcycle when he lost control and wrecked. Police said when he hit the ground, a gun that he had in the waistband of his pants fired and struck him in the hip.

Police said the man was also then struck by another vehicle. The driver fled the scene.

Police said the motorcyclist was transported to a hospital with critical but non-life-threatening injuries.

Upon further investigation, police discovered the man was also a felon. When searching his motorcycle, police said they also found a large bag of suspected methamphetamine.