Florida Thread

[riker7]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/br...201-story.html

I blame the SUV.

[PBS]

Florida woman run over by Christmas float

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2016/12/12...-parade-float/

[Pollaski]

Florida woman run over by Christmas float

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2016/12/12...-parade-float/

Glad she's okay, but that's not Florida enough.

Florida would be if she was "bumped from behind" in an attempted murder as part of a meth dealer turf-war.

[BChris]

Man tries to sneak 58-inch TV out of Walmart during shop-with-a-cop event

http://cbs6albany.com/news/offbeat/m...&ICID=ref_fark

[BChris]

Lmao

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/flori...drawn-on-beard

[PBS]

Would

http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/state...c3c7ddbde.html

[FuqMizzou]

Would

http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/state...c3c7ddbde.html

Crazy Bitch

[Nash]

Would

http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/state...c3c7ddbde.html

The mental image of a hot chick in a snowman onesie beating the shit out of a guy with a baseball bat....I wish there was video.

[Fresneck]

This might be my favorite one yet...

http://q13fox.com/2017/01/11/maid-of...nto-nightmare/

[DSMoneypit]

This might be my favorite one yet...

http://q13fox.com/2017/01/11/maid-of...nto-nightmare/

The wedding from hell starring Lindsey Lohan

[riker7]

Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan...

[Nash]

This might be my favorite one yet...

http://q13fox.com/2017/01/11/maid-of...nto-nightmare/

Maid of Dishonor.

[Fresneck]

Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan...

[BChris]

The fuck??

http://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/...lity/96447264/

[Fresneck]

The fuck??

http://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/...lity/96447264/