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  • Look at this asshole make a salad

    This is from the deadspin/gawker/whatever it's called food blog.

    Best dishes that are made at your table (which I didn't know is still a thing.) I was watching some of the videos then I got to this asshole making a Cesar salad.

    https://thetakeout.com/restaurant-di...rdi-1826434505

    Scroll to the bottom and watch that guy make a salad if you want a good laugh. I must have watched this 4 times already.

  • #2
    That was special. And in "actual speed" too!

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    • #3
      The pepper application is the best. Well that or when he's mixing the first ingredients. He looks like he's having a seizure when he gets his little sticks going.

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      • #4
        That high school band color guard training finally paid off.

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        • #5
          Watching this again, at about the 1:41 mark where he's talking about how hard it is to put salad on a plate, he pauses and does this big exhale so he can focus on his craft.....of putting salad on a plate which is still manages to spill.

          I glanced at the menu.

          http://www.innovativedining.com/down...ont_3.2.18.pdf

          It's 16 bucks to have Johnny come and sweat/breathe all over your salad. I'll give you 16 dollars to keep Johnny away from my table.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by CheaterMichael View Post
            Watching this again, at about the 1:41 mark where he's talking about how hard it is to put salad on a plate, he pauses and does this big exhale so he can focus on his craft.....of putting salad on a plate which is still manages to spill.

            I glanced at the menu.

            http://www.innovativedining.com/down...ont_3.2.18.pdf

            It's 16 bucks to have Johnny come and sweat/breathe all over your salad. I'll give you 16 dollars to keep Johnny away from my table.
            Yeah I mean no hat and hair net?

            There is definitely hair in that salad after vigorously shaking to dish up one tiny salad.

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            • #7
              Lots of wannabe Salt Baes on that list

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              • #8
                Holy Shit.


                My favorite part outside of his seizures is when it gets to the end and he's just slowly dumping lettuce onto a plate.

                ...and the "Mexican" eateries where they make the Guacamole at the damn table are well placed on that list.
                Last edited by General_Grantlocks; 06-01-2018, 06:26 PM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CheaterMichael View Post
                  This is from the deadspin/gawker/whatever it's called food blog.

                  Best dishes that are made at your table (which I didn't know is still a thing.) I was watching some of the videos then I got to this asshole making a Cesar salad.

                  https://thetakeout.com/restaurant-di...rdi-1826434505

                  Scroll to the bottom and watch that guy make a salad if you want a good laugh. I must have watched this 4 times already.
                  Ive been to that steak house - can't say I've had a caesar salad there. But that said, every thing these guys mention is spot on - worst are the guac preparations

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