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  • Gun sales are increasing because of covid19

    Fuck this stupid country. I pray that each person who bought a gun during this crisis dies from Covid or an accidental GSW

  • #2
    Stay strapped, my dudes.

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    • #3
      My Chinese friend(currently in Singapore) sent me a message when Coronavirus came out about how Americans were going to make a rush on guns and how stupid we all are.

      Too predictable, LOL.

      When the housewives come for your TP, you can shoot them!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by General_Grantlocks View Post
        My Chinese friend(currently in Singapore) sent me a message when Coronavirus came out about how Americans were going to make a rush on guns and how stupid we all are.

        Too predictable, LOL.

        When the housewives come for your TP, you can shoot them!
        Yep people are gonna get jacked as they come out the stores with shopping carts full of TP. Parking Lot shoot outs are imminent.

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        • #5
          I fucking swear Americans are scared little bitches - we act like cornered animals. I don't get the run on TP. Its not like COVID19 gives you the shits.

          Only use for that much TP is jerking it to pornhub all day long now that people are home bound

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          • #6
            Originally posted by General_Grantlocks View Post
            My Chinese friend(currently in Singapore) sent me a message when Coronavirus came out about how Americans were going to make a rush on guns and how stupid we all are.

            Too predictable, LOL.

            When the housewives come for your TP, you can shoot them!
            Bahhhhh bahhhhhh

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            • #7
              Originally posted by sctrojan View Post
              I fucking swear Americans are scared little bitches - we act like cornered animals. I don't get the run on TP. Its not like COVID19 gives you the shits.

              Only use for that much TP is jerking it to pornhub all day long now that people are home bound
              Toilet paper stockpiling is dumb, but it does have a history of being insanely valuable for trade after the collapse of society. Other such items include cigarettes, liquor, prescription pain killers, antibiotics, socks, jackets, and pussy.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by tOSUfanboi2 View Post

                Toilet paper stockpiling is dumb, but it does have a history of being insanely valuable for trade after the collapse of society. Other such items include cigarettes, liquor, prescription pain killers, antibiotics, socks, jackets, and pussy.
                What do you mean? We need to grab all the women we can get our hands on? In case there's a pussy shortage? Dealing with one pussy is tough enough - why would you want a harem? And isn't Covid19 about distancing from other humans?

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                • #9
                  Hookems, how many societal collapses have we had since TP has been a common household item?

                  Something tells me you're basing this off a video game.

                  Funny enough, I do keep a small stockpile of antibiotics in my "emergency kit". In the event of a real collapse, I'd rather have an easy to use crossbow than a noisy ass gun with limited ammo.
                  Last edited by General_Grantlocks; 03-16-2020, 01:10 PM.

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                  • #10
                    An Oregon police department is asking residents to stop calling 911 because they've run out of toilet paper


                    This is right up there when people called 911 because Popeyes ran out of Chicken Sandwich

                    Newport Oregon Police Department

                    March 14 at 9:49 PM ·

                    It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.

                    In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue.

                    Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water. We are a coastal town. We have an abundance of salt water available. Sea shells were also used.

                    Mayans used corn cobs. Colonial Americans also used the core of the cob. Farmers not only used corn cobs, but used pages from the Farmers Almanac. Many Americans took advantage of the numerous pages torn from free catalogs such as Sears and Roebuck. The Sears Christmas catalog, four times thicker than the normal catalog, could get a family of three wiped clean from December through Valentine’s Day; or Saint Patrick’s Day if they were frugal.

                    Then, of course, there are always alternatives to toilet paper. Grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls, and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now. Plus, there are a variety of leaves you can safely use. Mother Earth News magazine will even tell you how to make your own wipes using fifteen different leaves. When all else fails, you have magazine pages. Start saving those catalogs you get in the mail that you usually toss into the recycle bin. Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.
                    Last edited by sctrojan; 03-16-2020, 01:10 PM.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sctrojan View Post

                      What do you mean? We need to grab all the women we can get our hands on? In case there's a pussy shortage? Dealing with one pussy is tough enough - why would you want a harem? And isn't Covid19 about distancing from other humans?
                      I’m just saying, people like getting laid in a crisis.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by General_Grantlocks View Post
                        Hookems, how many societal collapses have we had since TP has been a common household item?

                        Something tells me you're basing this off a video game.

                        Funny enough, I do keep a small stockpile of antibiotics in my "emergency kit". In the event of a real collapse, I'd rather have an easy to use crossbow than a noisy ass gun with limited ammo.
                        Someone’s never heard of Eastern Europe or the balkans, I guess. What did you learn in college, exactly? Besides how to be a complete faggot, I mean.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by General_Grantlocks View Post
                          Hookems, how many societal collapses have we had since TP has been a common household item?

                          Something tells me you're basing this off a video game.

                          Funny enough, I do keep a small stockpile of antibiotics in my "emergency kit". In the event of a real collapse, I'd rather have an easy to use crossbow than a noisy ass gun with limited ammo.
                          Syria, East Timor, Sudan, Yugoslavia, Russia, Myanmar, Bangladesh. Just off the top of my head.

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                          • #14
                            The fact of the matter is you should have a thirty day supply no matter what (and means to protect yourself, etc)

                            All these people freaking out over a virus that has maybe a .5% chance of any meaningful direct impact on them. All it takes is one little slip in the Cascadia fault line, and we're in a wayyyyyyyyyy deeper shithole than this.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Pollaski View Post
                              The fact of the matter is you should have a thirty day supply no matter what (and means to protect yourself, etc)

                              All these people freaking out over a virus that has maybe a .5% chance of any meaningful direct impact on them. All it takes is one little slip in the Cascadia fault line, and we're in a wayyyyyyyyyy deeper shithole than this.
                              3%.

                              And the problem is global, not local. That makes a huge difference.

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