Global Economic Meltdown Thread

[Nash]

If the federal government came out tomorrow and declared marijuana to be legal, I feel like the economy would suddenly stabilize.

[tOSUfanboi2]

If the federal government came out tomorrow and declared marijuana to be legal, I feel like the economy would suddenly stabilize.

It would certainly help, but at this point, things just look beyond fucked. The whole world is swimming in shit loads of debt.

[Nash]

It would certainly help, but at this point, things just look beyond fucked. The whole world is swimming in shit loads of debt.

Big Weed would be bigger than Big Tech in 6 months. Coronavirus? Stock market? Donnnnnn't caaaaaaaaare. Let's get high.

[DynastyFSU2]

Down to +150. Curious if we can stay in the green today.

Now only +717 (3%) on the dow.

[DPR]

Finishes +1,160 with a massive rally in the last hour.

Again, this is the most ridiculous stock market in history.

[Pollaski]

[DPR]

Now it's back down a thousand today. So Monday was down 2,000. Tuesday was up 1,000. Today is down 1,000.

Fucking hell

[tOSUfanboi2]

Down 1300 again. WHO declares coronavirus a pandemic.

[DPR]

Officially a bear market, down over 20% from its previous 52 week high.

Edit: couldn't see Hookems image, now I can.

[DynastyFSU2]

Yup. Plus cheap gasoline

[tOSUfanboi2]

Closed at 23,551, down 1,467 points (5.86%)

[tOSUfanboi2]

So did Trump just say “Hey guys, fuck taxes for awhile, you’re good?”

Because that’s what his speech sounded like.

[FuqMizzou]

So did Trump just say “Hey guys, fuck taxes for awhile, you’re good?”

Because that’s what his speech sounded like.

He can't do that it would cut into his golf funds.

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[tOSUfanboi2]

He can't do that it would cut into his golf funds.

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Implying we actually “pay” for any of this shit with a deficit of a trillion dollars

[DPR]

So did Trump just say “Hey guys, fuck taxes for awhile, you’re good?”

Because that’s what his speech sounded like.

If Trump was asked if he'd rather see 10 million Americans die tomorrow and the DJIA rebound to 30k or no Americans die tomorrow and the DJIA sinks to 20k, is there anyone here who doesn't know how he'd answer?