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  • DPR
    started a topic That's enough internet for today

    That's enough internet for today

    https://abc13.com/priest-accused-of-...rites/5345214/

    Rapes a woman as he administers her last rites.

  • Fresneck
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    Originally posted by CheaterMichael View Post
    I'll admit I had no idea what zj was so I googled it.

    I like this definition better.
    While that definition is hilarious, this video clip is where at least 90% of humanity over the age of 30 references when they hear the term ZJ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gVhZT1tHzg

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  • CheaterMichael
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    I'll admit I had no idea what zj was so I googled it.

    I like this definition better.

    the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded

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  • Nash
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    Originally posted by Fresneck View Post
    And, how the fuck did we go 15 posts without a ZJ reference..?
    LMFAO @ poor people?

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  • Fresneck
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    And, how the fuck did we go 15 posts without a ZJ reference..?

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  • Fresneck
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    Originally posted by tOSUfanboi2 View Post

    I don’t really have a preference, I only have sex to assert dominance over and humiliate inferior life forms.
    As you should...Thus, you understand my statement about never wanting the HJ.


    A ZJ. on the other hand....

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  • tOSUfanboi2
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    Originally posted by Fresneck View Post

    You're doing it wrong, my friend. If your partner (I don't want to assume your preferences here) knows what they are doing, you should be spent by the time you reach the neighborhood/driveway. Then you just walk in the door, and go to bed. They know they did it right. Trust me...Bitches love that shit. It's a compliment for them
    I don’t really have a preference, I only have sex to assert dominance over and humiliate inferior life forms.

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  • Fresneck
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    Originally posted by tOSUfanboi2 View Post

    I don’t have enough self control for all that. Road hand jobs are perfect because they’re a nice warm up on the ride home.
    You're doing it wrong, my friend. If your partner (I don't want to assume your preferences here) knows what they are doing, you should be spent by the time you reach the neighborhood/driveway. Then you just walk in the door, and go to bed. They know they did it right. Trust me...Bitches love that shit. It's a compliment for them

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  • tOSUfanboi2
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    Originally posted by Fresneck View Post



    Nope...If the hand can get there, the mouth cannot be far behind.
    I don’t have enough self control for all that. Road hand jobs are perfect because they’re a nice warm up on the ride home.

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  • Fresneck
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    Originally posted by Nash View Post

    If his hand can reach it, I'm sure his mouth can, too.
    Egg Zachary....


    wait

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  • Fresneck
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    Originally posted by tOSUfanboi2 View Post

    I disagree, as a freedom loving man of culture, road hand jobs are one of my favorite things.


    Nope...If the hand can get there, the mouth cannot be far behind.

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  • Nash
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    Originally posted by tOSUfanboi2 View Post

    I disagree, as a freedom loving man of culture, road hand jobs are one of my favorite things.
    If his hand can reach it, I'm sure his mouth can, too.

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  • CheaterMichael
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    Originally posted by tOSUfanboi2 View Post

    I disagree, as a freedom loving man of culture, road hand jobs are one of my favorite things.

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  • tOSUfanboi2
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    Originally posted by Fresneck View Post
    No actual man wants an HJ
    I disagree, as a freedom loving man of culture, road hand jobs are one of my favorite things.

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  • Fresneck
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    No actual man wants an HJ

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